Robert Patrick comes clean

In late breaking news, it was found on www.venganza.org that Robert Patrick was the responsible party for actually posting the nonsensical e-mail to one Bobby Henderson. While it was previously noted by Bobby Henderson: The interesting question is whether *this* email comes from the same IP address: "I'm trying to tell you that I, Casey Powell, did not write the message..." While I personally did admit to writing several of the e-mails (especially the ones about them acting like they were 3 years old and that they were idiots), what I can not admit to is writing the one presented by Mr. Robert Patrick. His e-mail, as sent to Bobby (with expletives deleted) reads: I do believe you are a f----- retard and I hope you burn in h---. F--- you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell's book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumba-- humanist. You obviously think life is just a big d--- joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it f--- you right in the a--. Oh the age of the earth doesn't f------ matter! Technology, h--- we'd be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumba-- retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys...and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I'm still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then....its all a big d--- joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn't know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this...I'm going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people...like Bobby Henderson....will burn in h--- unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I'm wasting my time...because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents. " While rather insightful, even more insightful was the message that was received on the posting thread at 4:21 p.m. on August 8, 2006, which was where Mr. Patrick finally came clean: Hello, my name is Robert Patrick. While I am truly laughing my a-- off at this thread, I hate to be the one to inform all of you that you have mistaken the identity of Casey Powell with myself. He and I were good friends at one point when we used to work at Food Lion together. Basically, I hate the mother f-----! Casey, you f---- have no idea how stupid a-- and naive and f---headed you are. At any rate, I was a personal friend of this dude's and am here to actually confess to have written the message to Bobby Henderson in the first place. Casey Powell didn't write the message, I did. This was basically revenge (sweet as it is), though I believe at this point it has really gone too far and don't want to be responsible for his name getting f---ed over anymore. I admit I got access to his e-mail account at the Williamsburg Public Library and noticed his message to himself from, I'm guessing the place he works at's address having been e-mailed to venganza. At any rate, to Casey, I simply say f--- off and I don't f----- care if you try to sue me or not (although, I'm sure you wouldn't if you wanted to), because at this point, your dumba-- can rot in h---.
Pastafarians rule,Robert." What a bright and intuitive thinker we have on our hands here. I must say, this guy is probably the biggest idiot I have ever encountered in my life (and to think, I actually considered this joker to be a friend at one point in my life.) As far as how the issue was addressed with Mr. Bobby Henderson, I basically handled it like a professional. I will give you a copy of the e-mail that was sent to Mr. Henderson, showing him how I was misrepresented and misunderstood during this harassment and martyring process that I personally underwent if you so shall request it. This goes to show how Christians are being misrepresented within this postmodern world that we live in. We must all be clearly aware that Christians need to join together to overcome this monster that is sweeping the world by storm, and let them know that the world is completely wrong in their beliefs, but by doing so in a positive way. As far as the rumors of whether I'm a Fundamental or Conservative Christian, the rumors are plainly false. I am more in the categorical range of Independent as far as the political scheme goes. I care neither about Conservatives or Liberals, but more about how I can benefit and be a positive light for Jesus Christ within this world. Please do not be led astray by false advertisement. Remember the source (and yes, the fact that they have never seen a "rational" Christian would tell you about how "rational" the people on that site truly are). Irrational sources give irrational feedback. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is basically about as irrational as one can get. Please be sure to refer back to my site for more fun and exciting articles regarding the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Check out my homedogs on the bottom of this blog too.

Casey Powell

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